because the cool kids do // - Am I supposed to be somebody?

unlively:

virginityclub:

my new favorite post on tumblr

The Kite Runner.

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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whatleighdid:

I hate to break it to you Calvin but no, no it won’t

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sarahiscray:

No matter how hard
Things may be
You’re the moon
And I’m the sea
The tide - my soul
Yours - gravity
Brought together
Naturally
You’re my fate
My serendipity
You’re my fortune
You’re my destiny
And I will love you
Eternally
You’re the moon
And I’m the sea

assgod:

me after chipotle

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orchid-ink:

Monotropa uniflora

one of the coolest plants eva

and the pink ones are pretty rare

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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating